“don’t tell anyone what I just told you” they say
“I won’t tell anyone” I reply, as I copy and paste the entire conversation to my best friend
*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*
lol I’m dying.
I love how when tumblr popped up with their new terms and conditions your options were “accept” or “log out”, they ain’t fucking around with any whiny ass bitches
this is flawless
i hate mondays.
driver roll up the partition please, i don’t need you seeing me eat all this cheese
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
When all your friends are online.
college is so weird like you give people a bunch of money to provide a service that just stresses you out and makes you poor so that hopefully one day they give you a piece of paper that says you’re qualified to earn all of that money back this is too much i need a drink